Quote of the Day
Anything I find hilarious, deep like a kiddie pool, actually meaningful, made up, and so on...
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May 17, 2024
"Let's play hide and seek--I will hide and you will seek professional help."
April 28, 2024
"Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again."
April 12, 2024
"“The Rope” and “The Stick,” together, are one of humankind’s oldest “tools.” “The Stick” is for keeping evil away; “The Rope” is for pulling good toward us; these are the first friends the human race invented. Wherever you find humans, “The Rope” and “The Stick” also exist."
March 26, 2024
"There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea."
March 23, 2024
"NO laying down or sitting on the floor in the building at any time, that is including sitting on your bags or any other objects you use to sit on. Thank You"
March 16, 2024
"Veganism is like 69, everyone benefits."
February 15, 2024
"Being nervous means not having confidence, and not having confidence means you didn't study enough."
February 5, 2024
"When you die, you won't have access to your phone anymore. Better make most of it while you still can."
January 28, 2024
"Haggis has a hole in his roof. He never fixed it because on rainy days it is too wet to work. And on sunny days it doesn't need fixing."
January 23, 2024
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses."
January 19, 2024
"A project is 1/3 planning, 1/6 coding, and 1/2 testing."
November 13, 2023
"Life is hard. That pset won't write itself."
July 23, 2023
"Run run run."
February 19, 2023
"Thank you for accepting me for the flaws I don't have."
September 25, 2022
"Know that water's sweet, but blood is thicker."
September 14, 2022
"I think about you a lot."
August 30, 2022
"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."
August 28, 2022
"You don't have to make an effort to be unique. You don't have to try to be different. The combinations and levels of things you do will make you stand out in the end."
August 22, 2022
"Being super in love with someone is super hard on the icloud storage"
August 21, 2022
"Littering is not littering if you make it better, it's designing"
August 20, 2022
"Sometimes I feel my whole life has been one big rejection."
August 15, 2022
"Reverse parking isn't hard. You just have to do it."
August 12, 2022
"Football guys smell like testosterone so much that I can feel my own testosterone levels increasing."
August 11, 2022
"A dumbbell is not a soccer ball."
August 10, 2022
"Life is all about the mindset. I want to throw up, but I'm not going to, because I don't want to."
August 9, 2022
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."